December 2009
Florida is Texas's partner in crime at pissing...
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Disney World IceCream and the fact that I always...
JC: Can I get the Mickey Premium?
Sean: Yeah, and I'll take the chocolate banana.
JC: That's what she said.
Sean: Actually, nevermind, I might look gay eating that haha.
Cashier/Seller: No you won't. *wink
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You’re about as useful as boobs on a man.
– some black woman on supernatural
We have changed our environment more quickly than we know how to change...
– Walter Lippman
School work on breaks can die.
They say we couldn’t do it, but we already did it.
– Chamillionaire
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Peace begins with a smile.
– Mother Teresa
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i seriously think i didn't get anything...
Why is Jesus better than Santa Claus.
jaaaneeelx3:
markmejia:
hellomoon:
Santa lives at the North Pole. JESUS is everywhere. Santa rides in a sleigh. JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water. Santa comes but once a year. JESUS is an ever present help. Santa fills your stockings with goodies. JESUS supplies all your needs. Santa comes down your chimney uninvited. JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters...
Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir:
Tumblr users: Reblog this post by Dec. 26th and we will follow your blog by Jan. 1st!
HAA, i spent the last 3 days of my life watching ALL the jake&amir episodes wassup
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Sheesh Ya’ll! Twas a dream!
– Amir Blumenfeld
sheesh my voicemail’s getting old. i need to rerap one
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I have a new clean/organized room. Today is...
Today, at school, i ripped my pants. I felt like...
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I'm determined to reply back to everyone via...
oh yeah, its my birthday. yaaaay 17. yaaaay renew...
i would love for my phone to dejankify itself...
Use T9, have safe sext.
fuckyeahglee:
THE BEST INTERVIEW EVER
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